1 00:00:00,650 --> 00:00:01,810 You're watching Bravo. 2 00:00:02,650 --> 00:00:03,650 On demand. 3 00:00:12,390 --> 00:00:14,170 Previously on Vanderpump Rules. 4 00:00:14,970 --> 00:00:17,630 Tattooed your name on my ass. That was really strong. Oh my god, you did. 5 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:19,190 It's a sign of commitment. 6 00:00:19,330 --> 00:00:22,330 I plan on being with you for a very, very long time, but I really just don't 7 00:00:22,330 --> 00:00:24,250 want to mess up. I don't want to do either. 8 00:00:24,590 --> 00:00:27,930 So are you allowed to, like, still go and have drinks with me or no? That's 9 00:00:27,930 --> 00:00:28,729 harmless, right? 10 00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:31,500 I'm not asking to suck your... I'm asking you to have a drink. 11 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:35,340 It'd be better if we were championing the brand. 12 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:40,360 You have somebody who's buying when you're talking to, you know, to... What 13 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,920 trying to... Is something wrong with you guys? 14 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:45,780 I just want to apologize for the way that I acted. I don't trust your 15 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,920 You can do whatever you want. Just do what I get for me. 16 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:54,680 A joint birthday trip. I don't want James. There was a polite argument for 17 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,600 Kristen. You're trying to act like I'm a... 18 00:00:56,810 --> 00:01:00,150 You psycho, because I don't want Kristen to go on a f***ing birthday trip with 19 00:01:00,150 --> 00:01:01,450 me. Look at this reaction. 20 00:01:01,790 --> 00:01:02,790 Stop! 21 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:39,280 Treat each other. 22 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,420 You'll be nice. 23 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,120 Hi, Lisa. 24 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:43,238 Hey, hi. 25 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:44,240 How are you? 26 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,640 Good. There was poo -poo on the bridge. Come in. 27 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:48,720 Thanks for seeing me. 28 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:52,180 Do you want some water? Maybe a Xanax, too, if you have any. I'm trying to keep 29 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:56,300 my composure with Lisa, but she does have an effect on me. I'll make this 30 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:59,760 concise. Tom wanted to be here. He should be here if you're going to talk 31 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,400 sangria. Did you do your homework? 32 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,820 Yeah, I did, but I need to learn more about the actual process, the procedure. 33 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,160 What's the red made of? 34 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:07,440 The red? The red. 35 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:11,450 No, I can learn that stuff over the night. You should know the product 36 00:02:11,450 --> 00:02:12,490 out and upside down. 37 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:16,690 I don't know everything I should probably know about the sangria, but I 38 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:19,570 other things that have been sort of occupying my mind, so. 39 00:02:20,130 --> 00:02:23,330 I feel like our relationship has been marred by multiple letdowns, and I think 40 00:02:23,330 --> 00:02:25,430 I've finally done something right. 41 00:02:25,930 --> 00:02:28,410 I think I've finally nailed it. 42 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,690 What have you nailed? 43 00:02:29,870 --> 00:02:30,870 Should I just pull it out? 44 00:02:31,170 --> 00:02:32,590 God, I don't know what it is. 45 00:02:33,650 --> 00:02:35,030 So I finally went and got it. 46 00:02:37,579 --> 00:02:40,620 Your opinion matters to me. I just wanted to... You're not going to ask me, 47 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,680 you? I won't get down on one knee. No, no, no. 48 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,760 Hold on a second. Ready? No. 49 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:49,020 Mika, Vanderpump. Stop it. Don't say that. You have an amazing husband, a 50 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:50,360 beautiful family. You're successful. 51 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,060 Yeah. I'm here today to ask you to forget about all of that. 52 00:02:54,420 --> 00:02:57,900 All right? Stop being so stupid. I want you to run away with me. Stop being so 53 00:02:57,900 --> 00:03:00,900 stupid. Before I say yes, I need to look at the mirror. Ready? 54 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:02,140 Yeah. 55 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:08,180 It's gorgeous. 56 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:10,719 I know. 57 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:11,720 Isn't it? Yeah. 58 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:15,660 I feel like I've finally done something right. 59 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:16,960 This is great. 60 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:21,420 Yeah. It's so sweet, this ring, and it's so Katie. 61 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,320 She is going to love it. What are you going to do? 62 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,640 Surprise is so key to me. I want to blindside her. 63 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:29,340 I don't think so. 64 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:33,660 Wait, wait, wait. This is getting way too complicated. This will be a blip. It 65 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:35,980 wouldn't be me if it was just super serious. 66 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,980 down on one knee, straightforward, you know. I got to put a little spin on it. 67 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,300 Got to schwarzify it a little bit, you know. It's a little dose of me, and the 68 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:45,300 rest is very traditional. 69 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:50,000 Who's going to get a big dose of you for the rest of your life? I mean, really? 70 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,760 You won't find anybody better than her. 71 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,180 I know. I love her so much. I don't want to find anybody else. She puts up with 72 00:03:55,180 --> 00:03:59,120 your crap as well. Who else would do that? Well, hopefully she says yes. 73 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,720 I didn't even think about that. What if she says no? 74 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:03,960 Oh, my God. 75 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:04,980 Well, she might. 76 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,940 Get that ring on her finger and walk her down the aisle as soon as possible. 77 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:08,519 Yeah, yeah. 78 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,040 Okay? But don't tell anybody. 79 00:04:10,540 --> 00:04:12,380 I'm not telling anybody anything. 80 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,000 We should have been whispering this whole time. 81 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,280 I know. 82 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,560 You? 83 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:27,720 Hi. 84 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,740 Good to see you. Good to see you here. 85 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,320 I'm just here to get some Botox. 86 00:04:31,990 --> 00:04:36,090 And you're right. I know Ariana's not exactly excited about how this tattoo 87 00:04:36,090 --> 00:04:37,090 turned out. 88 00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:40,550 That's so gross. 89 00:04:42,090 --> 00:04:48,470 Excited? Excited? No. I'm excited. It turns out that I know the office manager 90 00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:49,930 at this tattoo removal place. 91 00:04:50,310 --> 00:04:55,150 Girl, Katie is friends with Kristen. So now I'm already cringing at the fact 92 00:04:55,150 --> 00:04:57,590 that... Kristen is going to find out about this tattoo. 93 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,470 I want to see what we're working with. Good job. Let me tell you. 94 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:03,270 Maybe I can at least get a discount. 95 00:05:04,010 --> 00:05:07,130 Katie was being a little annoying last night. I agree. 96 00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:11,690 Kristen doesn't have that power over me anymore. But look at you now. Look at 97 00:05:11,690 --> 00:05:15,590 you now. Stop, Katie. Shut up about look at you now. Stop saying that. Look at 98 00:05:15,590 --> 00:05:16,429 you now. 99 00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:17,430 She's like a mosquito. 100 00:05:17,690 --> 00:05:22,910 This is the most grudge -bearing group I've ever come across in my life. 101 00:05:23,130 --> 00:05:24,890 Except for when it comes to Kristen. 102 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:30,140 who is actually the one person that it makes the most sense to just go ahead 103 00:05:30,140 --> 00:05:31,140 not talk to. 104 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,560 Twilight Zone. 105 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:40,100 All right, let's do it. Come take a seat. All right. This is Emily. 106 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,159 Hi, Emily. 107 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,160 Nice to meet you, Tom. 108 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:44,240 Nice to meet you. Emily, hi. What's going on? 109 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,980 Well, I got a tattoo. 110 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:48,640 Where is it? 111 00:05:48,660 --> 00:05:49,660 It's on my butt. 112 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,480 Let me see it. Okay. 113 00:05:55,810 --> 00:05:56,810 Oh, my God. 114 00:05:58,810 --> 00:06:02,810 You don't have to bend over. Okay. Yeah, and it's hot for you, but... The red 115 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:07,650 ink appears a little bit callous, and what that can indicate is a potential 116 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:08,650 ink allergy. 117 00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:13,170 If I treated it now, I would give you the same thing in a scarf, and you would 118 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:14,210 have it for the rest of your life. 119 00:06:14,550 --> 00:06:18,130 Okay. We have to wait. We have to give it time. As long as you don't go 120 00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:20,950 sunbathing nude, we're going to have no problem with it. Well, I mean, if I were 121 00:06:20,950 --> 00:06:23,370 to go on a tanning bed. Who does that anymore? 122 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:26,450 The GX5000. 123 00:06:28,070 --> 00:06:32,150 We're looking at taking a trip. So I would actually go on a tanning bed to 124 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:33,049 my skin. 125 00:06:33,050 --> 00:06:34,050 No. 126 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:36,570 How much does this cost? 127 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:42,590 You're my buddy, so I want to see what 25 % off gives us. Your total is $1 128 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:49,390 The average time it takes to remove any given tattoo is between 7 and 15 129 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:51,610 treatments. It's about a year and a half, I believe. 130 00:06:52,070 --> 00:06:53,070 Oh, God. 131 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:55,700 Ugh. Awesome. 132 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,760 Why did I do this? 133 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,380 This tattoo took maybe 15, 20 minutes to put on. 134 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:08,460 It's going to be a year and a half to remove it, plus $1 135 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:13,400 ,000. So let me tell you guys, think before you get ink. 136 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:16,100 I really hate myself right now. 137 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:32,840 Can I get three shots of tequila chilled silver? 138 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:35,320 Lala and I have been talking about getting drinks for a while now. 139 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:36,560 Is he bringing them over? 140 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:40,200 Yeah. It's a little weird because Brittany is driving across the country 141 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:44,960 speak to move here, so I'm not going to go out and get drinks with just Lala. 142 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,800 That's why Kristen and Sheena are here. 143 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:51,680 I heard that you, mister, kept your mouth shut last night and let Katie just 144 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,920 get, like, annihilated from Tom and Ariana. 145 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,760 So what happened? We got into the topic of the birthday. 146 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,760 So we're already a couple shots deep by this time. 147 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,800 The main thing was the guest list. 148 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,600 Obviously, you know, usual suspects are all invited. 149 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,880 And your name came out first. I was the first on Tom's list, you mean? 150 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:14,740 Katie had your back. She was like, listen, if you're over Kristen so much, 151 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:17,980 why can't you just let it go? God forbid you say let it go to Ariana. 152 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:22,240 She's one of my closest friends, but she has a really bad attitude. 153 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,240 So am I going? 154 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:30,490 You're putting me in such a tight spot. Hey, it's your birthday. You can invite 155 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:31,750 whoever you want. I know. 156 00:08:32,510 --> 00:08:35,789 So, do you want me to go? 157 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:39,669 I mean, I go into Lock and Key with my mindset, like, listen, Kristen, you 158 00:08:39,669 --> 00:08:40,589 cannot go. 159 00:08:40,590 --> 00:08:44,310 Tom said no, but I want you to come. I'm going to fight for you. I'm going to 160 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:46,370 fight and fight and fight and fight and make you proud. 161 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:49,850 I mean, I just can't do it. I just can't look her in the eyes and tell her that 162 00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:52,610 she can't go. Just book my ticket and send me the email. It's fine. 163 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,320 Jax needs to understand that Kristen will come if she's invited. 164 00:08:56,540 --> 00:09:00,140 She'll come if she's disinvited. Just because people don't want her there 165 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,720 doesn't mean she's not going to come. 166 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:10,240 Jax has to make it explicitly clear she is not allowed on this trip. And he's 167 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,300 completely failing. 168 00:09:29,490 --> 00:09:31,050 So here's the thing about Lala. 169 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:34,450 Don't tell me that you want to be my friend and then continue to hook up with 170 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:35,450 ex -boyfriend. 171 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:44,890 Whatever. What is this? 172 00:09:45,130 --> 00:09:48,990 Kristen is just trying to cockblock James, period. It has nothing to do with 173 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:51,250 James is not allowed any pussy. 174 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:57,210 Cheers. Can I get a shot of vodka? You know me, man. 175 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,110 I'm one shot ahead of you, honey. 176 00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:01,090 Another? 177 00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:04,490 Sure, no problem. 178 00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:08,730 Did we order unlimited tequila? I'm confused. 179 00:10:08,950 --> 00:10:10,890 Can we take a shot of the alcohol? 180 00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:12,970 That's a margarita. 181 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:15,750 You can call me a bitch, don't call me baby. 182 00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:18,550 Let me get this out of your way. Can I hug you? 183 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:21,490 Yes, hug it out. She gives amazing hugs. 184 00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:23,290 I'm sorry, she does. 185 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:27,030 I'm just saying she gives really good hugs. 186 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:28,250 See how good they are? 187 00:10:28,350 --> 00:10:32,590 When you get liquor in me, I don't care if the Pope and Santa Claus are in front 188 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,149 of me. 189 00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:35,370 You need me to lick your ear? 190 00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:37,050 Hell, I'll lick the Pope's ear. 191 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:38,450 I hate to bring this up again. 192 00:10:39,069 --> 00:10:44,530 But I am having a birthday party. If you even right now give an invite and not 193 00:10:44,530 --> 00:10:46,430 to me, I will f***ing murder you. 194 00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:47,529 When's your birthday? 195 00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:50,690 We are going to Waikiki. 196 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,510 Wait, am I invited? Am I invited? 197 00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:56,850 Does that mean we all? You said we. 198 00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:58,690 You're invited to my birthday. 199 00:10:59,030 --> 00:11:00,250 God damn it. 200 00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:03,430 Are you excited? 201 00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:06,990 Wait, don't touch him. Look at him. 202 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:09,850 Oh, my God. Jack. 203 00:11:10,550 --> 00:11:12,950 This is why you shouldn't have a girlfriend. I agree. 204 00:11:13,190 --> 00:11:15,870 I can read your mind right now. So bad. 205 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:20,410 If I wanted to take you home and have sex with you, I would have done it a 206 00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:21,470 time ago. What are you doing now? 207 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:24,250 Leave your hands above the table. 208 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,970 Oh, not bad. He can't do it. He's trying to tuck his chest. 209 00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:29,670 Sorry. 210 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,390 We're not sorry. 211 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:34,230 We're not sorry. 212 00:11:34,390 --> 00:11:35,390 We're done. We're done. 213 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,610 Bad, bad, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad. 214 00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:44,230 Lala is just now filing her application for skank of the year. 215 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:54,570 I gotta go out. I gotta put these flames out. 216 00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:55,830 Alright. 217 00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:01,990 God damn, I don't want to hurt so bad. 218 00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:03,490 Coming up. 219 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,540 I just got moved up. You moved in with this one already, yeah? You moved 220 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:08,100 quickly, Jack. We took the leap. 221 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:43,480 Oh, my God, I can smell it. That's not vodka, is it? A bottle of Sambuca just 222 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:47,540 broke. Come on. Now you've got to take everything down. Yeah. 223 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,280 All the glasses, and we open it now. 224 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:54,060 Well, at least we have those glasses on the other side that we can bring over on 225 00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:55,660 this side while these are all washed. 226 00:12:56,900 --> 00:13:00,340 I hate Sambuca. 227 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,220 Extremely sticky, has a really pungent smell. 228 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:07,580 I can't think of a worse thing to spill on the bar. What happened? 229 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,219 Don't know. 230 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:10,220 It stinks. 231 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:13,680 Will you look at what you're doing? That is why we had this problem in the first 232 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,760 place. I got it. Don't worry. Are you really cut out for this angry business? 233 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,120 What have they done? Nothing. 234 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:21,580 Did Schwartz at least bring some good ideas to the table? Are you kidding me? 235 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,960 No. Nothing. 236 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,400 Siddly, bloody squat. 237 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:25,640 Nothing either. 238 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,420 Really, what Schwartz would have just let me do the talking. This is just 239 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:29,420 getting damn frustrating. 240 00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:32,100 I mean, you guys are going to grow up. You don't know what you guys are doing. 241 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,320 You're jicking around. 242 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:35,660 I don't care what it is. I just want to see him committed to something. I want 243 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:36,890 to see him... Find something. 244 00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:41,610 I'm happy that Schwartz is making a commitment, something, even though it's 245 00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:42,469 the sangria. 246 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:46,870 If he wanted to be a trash man, then be the best trash man. Well, that's a whole 247 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:47,769 other story. 248 00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:53,430 And I'm so excited just to be in on the fact that I know before she does because 249 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:54,730 she is going to wet herself. 250 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,750 So, Katie, you did get off work for my birthday, right? Yeah. 251 00:13:57,990 --> 00:14:00,390 Remember, you've got to dress up. Oh, cool. 252 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,320 The animal makes everyone dress up. 253 00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:05,780 Can you stop worrying about what you're wearing and call it shiny bright? 254 00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:08,400 You know, cleaning a shelf is better with some coaching. 255 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,600 Good luck. 256 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,900 So you know, don't you? You know. 257 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,480 I knew you knew. Who else knows? 258 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,240 Nobody knows. 259 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:22,300 Schwartz has entrusted me to be his proposal accomplice. 260 00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,940 The fun is just getting started. 261 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:29,320 All right, all right, all right. You should see it first, dude. 262 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:30,800 You want to do it right. 263 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:36,180 Gorgeous. It kind of looks like the suitcase in Pulp Fiction. Are those all 264 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:38,100 diamonds on the side? Yeah. 265 00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:42,460 So do you want to get married? Do you? Marriage has always been something I've 266 00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:44,320 looked at as like, ah, you know, eventually. 267 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:49,740 But with Ariana, that someday has gotten closer than where it was. 268 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:53,420 Let's put it that way. Well, we've got to get the other guy out of the way 269 00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:54,399 first, haven't we? 270 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,720 Yeah. I mean, I hope that goes according to plan. I think it'll go good. 271 00:14:58,170 --> 00:14:59,590 You do? Yeah, I'm really nervous. 272 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:01,530 All right, I better go. 273 00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:03,870 I'll send somebody to help me. All right, thanks. 274 00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:05,190 Sorry about that. 275 00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:11,390 I'll make sure that we put like a sparkler or something on it when it 276 00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:12,930 All right, we'll see you then. 277 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:17,370 Hey. 278 00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:18,530 Hi, honey. 279 00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:19,609 Are you close? 280 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,990 Yeah, I'm close. I'm very, very excited. 281 00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:23,370 I'm very excited. 282 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,830 All right, can't wait to see you. Okay, can't wait to see you too. I'll see you 283 00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:27,830 in a minute. 284 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,330 All right, bye. 285 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,350 Hi. 286 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:36,630 Hey. 287 00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,630 I made it. You made it. 288 00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:41,750 Look at all these boxes. 289 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:42,950 I know. 290 00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:44,410 This is really happening. 291 00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:47,430 What do you got in there? A bunch of clothes and shoes. 292 00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:48,549 Oh, my God. 293 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:49,670 And the trampoline, too. 294 00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:53,510 Whether I want it or not anymore, it's kind of too late. 295 00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:55,390 How am I going to fit all this in my apartment? 296 00:15:55,870 --> 00:15:56,950 We're going to make it happen. 297 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:01,500 We're going to make it happen. I'm sorry that I couldn't take the day off. It's 298 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,500 okay. I have to work. 299 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:06,140 I'll give you my keys. I packed it up by myself. I'll unload it by myself. 300 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,940 Do you want to come in? Yeah, that's fine. Come in for a minute. 301 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:14,940 Don't get me wrong. I'm excited Brittany's here, but, you know, it is 302 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:15,819 little fast. 303 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:17,340 You're a Cali girl now. I know. 304 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,260 Kentucky to California. 305 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:20,619 Hey, what's up? 306 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:21,620 Hey. 307 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,760 It's like a... We met before that, I'm telling you. Yeah, Brittany, I just got 308 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,020 moved up. You moved out here? We're about to be living. 309 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,680 With this one. You moved through this one already, yeah? Yeah, sure did. 310 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,880 You moved quickly, Jackson. We took the leap. 311 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,319 Max again. 312 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,780 This time next year, Brittany will not be in the picture, I swear. 313 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,860 Well, best of luck to you, darling. 314 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,160 Thanks, have a good night. 315 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:48,340 We have a lot of things going on this week. I got my birthday, 316 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:51,440 Tom's birthday, birthday dinner, birthday lunch. 317 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,080 We have Hawaii coming up, so there's a lot going on. 318 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:55,780 I'm excited. 319 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,280 So. 320 00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:58,780 That'll be fun. 321 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:02,099 Here's the keys. 322 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,100 Okay. 323 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:07,319 Drive safe. You can go home and take a nap, and then I'll wake you up when we 324 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,319 get home, and we'll celebrate. 325 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:09,740 How are we going to celebrate? 326 00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:11,140 Oh, I don't know. I have some ideas. 327 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,400 Okay. 328 00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:13,540 I love you, baby. 329 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:15,319 Okay. 330 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,459 Drive safe. 331 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:18,520 All right. Bye, baby. 332 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,700 Look. Hi, mister. 333 00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:30,779 You look pretty. 334 00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:31,780 Thanks. 335 00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:32,940 Yeah. 336 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,020 She's moving in with him. 337 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:38,520 She just told me she's moving in with him. 338 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,980 He told me that they were just, like, kind of seeing each other. 339 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,400 Are we dating? Absolutely. 340 00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:45,480 Would I call her girlfriend yet? No. 341 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,780 I don't know. I don't think he's dating anymore. 342 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,320 We're not talking about it. 343 00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:53,620 This is exactly what I was telling you about, though, when I said you're going 344 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:56,120 to see his true colors. I mean, here he is with his girlfriend. 345 00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:57,380 That's his girlfriend. 346 00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:01,400 I am so happy that Jack did not come home with me. One, I wouldn't have 347 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,040 remembered. Two, Brittany is his girlfriend. 348 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:07,060 Not just some girl from Kentucky that he knows. 349 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,320 The real live girlfriend that he hasn't cheated on. 350 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:12,840 At least not with me. 351 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:17,320 I feel badly for her because literally last night I was flirting with him, he 352 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,540 was flirting with me. You were all over him. Yeah. 353 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:24,120 We were flirting with each other, whatever, and he was like, can we 354 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,120 tell anybody? 355 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:29,260 I'm not trying to settle down with Lala or get married to the girl, for God's 356 00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:32,520 sake, you know, but Lala should have honestly fucked the shit out of me by 357 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:35,320 though, because, quite frankly, she's just been teasing me. I mean, Lala, 358 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:38,900 honestly, it kind of just pisses me off you going off doing that with being snot 359 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,260 -nosed over there. It's just, it's gross, you know? 360 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:44,960 I do have a good time with James, but I also don't want a relationship. 361 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:50,060 In my head, we're one step up from cuddle buddies, one step down from 362 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:53,200 We're Netflix and chill. I don't fucking know. 363 00:18:53,930 --> 00:18:55,690 I definitely, last night was my bad. 364 00:19:00,730 --> 00:19:03,910 I feel like you should give me credit because I was completely honest with you 365 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:07,170 just now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not like raising my voice angry or anything. I 366 00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:09,770 can't say I'm not upset, but you know. You certainly know how to make a boy 367 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:10,770 jealous. 368 00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:19,470 Having Kentucky Fried Chicken move in with him into his little apartment. 369 00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:21,110 Good boy, Jack. 370 00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:23,070 Here's the awkward thing, though. What? 371 00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:28,070 I got invited to Hawaii for Jackson Tom's birthday. Oh, my God, dude. Do you 372 00:19:28,070 --> 00:19:31,170 what he's trying to do? He's trying to make sure he can, like, get with you and 373 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,790 then try and get with her. What? That's exactly what's going to happen. Dude, 374 00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:38,310 he's a grown -ass old man. If that's, like, the way he works, what the f*** is 375 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,289 wrong with this guy? 376 00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:40,570 Guarantee you that's his game plan. 377 00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:43,850 I'm going to be going, too, because I'm not missing a trip to Hawaii. That's for 378 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:49,670 damn sure. I'm going to walk around all day with a f***ing coconut in my hand. 379 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,100 Just the coconut in your hand, please. 380 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,220 Naked with a coconut in my hand. 381 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,820 Mmm. 382 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,119 Coming up. 383 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,420 It's Ariana in his ear that makes it worse. It's specifically said, if you 384 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:06,900 are going to be friends with Kristen again, then you're not my friend. 385 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,220 No one tells me who I can and can't be friends with. 386 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,650 Yes. It's your favorite star employee. 387 00:20:31,070 --> 00:20:32,810 That voice, I doubt it somehow. 388 00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:34,210 I had to come and get my paycheck. 389 00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:36,070 I can't believe that I actually pay you. 390 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:38,410 It's unbelievable. I work hard. 391 00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:39,870 Yeah, come on. 392 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:45,890 Um, question. Yeah. It's mine and Tom Sandoval's birthday coming up next week. 393 00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:49,110 You wanted to invite me to your party. Actually, I wanted you to jump out of 394 00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:52,310 cake. Oh, yeah. Okay, no problem. Next question. 395 00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:54,810 We were thinking of doing it in Hawaii. 396 00:20:55,090 --> 00:20:56,250 Hold on a second. When is it? 397 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,090 Next week. 398 00:20:58,210 --> 00:21:02,170 Next week? The schedule's already been done. I hate it when they organize these 399 00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:05,910 kind of elaborate trips and they all want to go together because it kind of 400 00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:07,590 the restaurant in a little bit of a spin. 401 00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:10,890 But they don't think about that. They're just thinking about their trip. We want 402 00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:13,290 to do it during the week, like a Tuesday to Friday situation because it's 403 00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:16,070 cheaper, because we all have to work, and the weekends are just too expensive. 404 00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:17,290 We'll do it back Friday night? 405 00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:18,570 Yeah. 406 00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:19,830 How many of you? 407 00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:25,130 Myself, obviously, Tom Sandoval, Katie, Sheena, Ariana, Lala, Faith, which... 408 00:21:25,290 --> 00:21:28,210 Brings me into inviting Mac as well. Why invite Mac? 409 00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:33,750 He's been hanging out with me I'd 410 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:40,450 rather you didn't invite max to be honest 411 00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:43,890 these trips can kind of get a little crazy then tattooing there are 412 00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:49,150 Drinking shots out of people's butt 413 00:21:49,150 --> 00:21:53,650 We're getting in a punch up you want to go 414 00:21:55,010 --> 00:21:55,869 Let's go! 415 00:21:55,870 --> 00:22:00,530 What mother would want their son to go away on vacation with Jack Taylor? 416 00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:05,030 I mean, is there a mother out there? I doubt it. If he gets in any trouble... I 417 00:22:05,030 --> 00:22:07,270 mean, Peter's going too, so Peter likes to look out for Meg. 418 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,890 Peter's going as well. Oh, you forgot to mention that my assistant manager's 419 00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:14,070 going. I forgot to mention that. Just a little thing. Oh, Peter's going too. I'm 420 00:22:14,070 --> 00:22:17,170 not going to be compromising anything because of your birthday. 421 00:22:17,450 --> 00:22:21,010 So you make sure to tell each and every person they've got to get their own 422 00:22:21,010 --> 00:22:21,729 shift covered. 423 00:22:21,730 --> 00:22:22,519 Sounds good. 424 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,360 I'm not going to leave you fully shorthanded. I'm going to leave you a 425 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,360 busboys. 426 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:29,660 James will be here. You just don't like James. You've never liked James. Well, I 427 00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:31,640 don't really need a reason. It's my birthday. I don't want him there. 428 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,140 Okay. Well, it's me. What do I care? 429 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:35,760 And I'm also bringing Brittany. 430 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,260 So it's serious now, isn't it? 431 00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:41,160 It's as serious as it can be at this point. As it can be, as you're capable 432 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,160 being. She moved here. 433 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,560 She moved here for you? 434 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,120 It just kind of happened. 435 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:46,480 She'll see through you. 436 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:47,439 You think so? 437 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,439 Oh, yeah. 438 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,440 It's not going to take long. 439 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:52,150 Right? She's under the 90 -day trial period. 440 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,370 Oh, for God's sake. 441 00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:11,570 Ew. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Let me know if you need it stiffer. 442 00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:12,929 Oh, try this. 443 00:23:12,930 --> 00:23:14,290 Try this. You know your drink. 444 00:23:14,830 --> 00:23:17,590 Can we really just hang out and just turn up in Hawaii, though? Because I 445 00:23:17,590 --> 00:23:19,870 need to get out of the U .S. period. 446 00:23:20,270 --> 00:23:22,030 Well, actually, Hawaii is the U .S. 447 00:23:22,950 --> 00:23:24,750 I love and adore Faith. 448 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:25,970 She's just so genuine. 449 00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:28,890 Like, I just get a good vibe from her. I like her. 450 00:23:29,630 --> 00:23:33,130 Well, I have news for you. I touched James' pee -pee. 451 00:23:34,430 --> 00:23:35,650 What? How big is it? 452 00:23:36,410 --> 00:23:39,650 I'm just really curious to see what it is that you find sexually attractive 453 00:23:39,650 --> 00:23:40,650 about James. 454 00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:41,670 I don't know. 455 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:46,000 I don't really know what I'm doing with James right now. I'm breaking my own 456 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,620 rules. Rules I made up, I'm going against. 457 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,940 With James, like, I just want to make out with him and hang out with him all 458 00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:54,780 time. The thing with Jack, though, it's like, I don't really want to hang out 459 00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:57,840 with Jack, but there's this weird sexual tension there. 460 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,660 We went to Lock and Key the other night, like, making comments about, like, 461 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,220 we're going to f***, and I'm, like, returning, whatever, but Jack's walked 462 00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:09,180 out. And then I text Jack at, like, 3 in the morning that just says, Come get in 463 00:24:09,180 --> 00:24:13,060 my bed. I notice this the next morning. Home moment. Hashtag home moment. 464 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:17,960 Jack doesn't tell me much, though. As far as I was concerned, he and Brittany 465 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:18,960 were not together. 466 00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:23,240 When a guy is in a relationship, I have no problem not flirting. I can back off. 467 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,800 If I knew this type of stuff, then I would definitely be acting a completely 468 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,980 different way. You would. 469 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,520 But drunk Lala tends to forget those rules. 470 00:24:34,110 --> 00:24:38,510 The goal in Hawaii is to remember, don't flirt with Jax when you're intoxicated. 471 00:24:39,070 --> 00:24:42,330 When it comes to Jax and Brittany, I do like Brittany. But at the same time, 472 00:24:42,390 --> 00:24:43,710 Brittany knows who she's dating. 473 00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:45,210 Figure it out. 474 00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:57,750 Memories on the street. 475 00:24:58,810 --> 00:25:00,770 And I'll drive this cake. It's right there. 476 00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:03,440 You've never been here. You haven't been to her place, have you? I haven't been 477 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,440 to her apartment, no. 478 00:25:05,660 --> 00:25:06,680 You don't have to know. 479 00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:10,460 Welcome. You have really nice feelings. Nice. 480 00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:15,800 Finally having Katie and Sheena over to my apartment means the world. 481 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,460 We've been friendly lately, but... 482 00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:22,490 I think this is our next step into being friends again. Okay, so I have your 483 00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:26,090 hopefully really good lasagna. No carbs, no meat. 484 00:25:26,410 --> 00:25:28,750 Is my name in this? 485 00:25:29,010 --> 00:25:30,390 People I want to punch in the face. 486 00:25:32,110 --> 00:25:33,170 Ariana's name is probably first. 487 00:25:33,470 --> 00:25:37,010 Kristen, someone I was so close to for a long period of time. 488 00:25:37,230 --> 00:25:40,290 That's how I get my aggression out these days. We've definitely had some really 489 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,290 bad times. 490 00:25:41,570 --> 00:25:43,730 What the f*** have I ever done to you? Stop. 491 00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:48,230 I've done nothing but have your f***. We're three years straight. But the fact 492 00:25:48,230 --> 00:25:52,590 is, Kristen has been trying to make amends. And she and I are just 493 00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:53,970 that. It's just so cute. 494 00:25:54,490 --> 00:25:58,310 Thanks. The walls are a little bare because I had to de -James the house. 495 00:25:58,610 --> 00:26:04,110 Yeah. Getting there. It's my first little. All by yourself. I like it. 496 00:26:04,370 --> 00:26:07,270 And sometimes I miss living alone. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 497 00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:08,810 How are things with Schwartz? 498 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:15,650 He's been on my nerves a little bit. He went to Vegas, which was not happy about 499 00:26:15,650 --> 00:26:20,390 it. I was like, dude, like, oh, man. Then he just got Bubba tattooed on his 500 00:26:20,390 --> 00:26:22,270 right foot. Oh, I heard about that. 501 00:26:22,490 --> 00:26:25,610 So he does these things. That's permanent. 502 00:26:25,810 --> 00:26:28,830 That's, like, more permanent than a fucking ring on your left hand. 503 00:26:29,850 --> 00:26:33,090 So I'm trying to not have a big reaction because I don't want to ruin it. 504 00:26:33,530 --> 00:26:38,410 I went ring shopping with Schwartz. I know the proposal is coming. I don't 505 00:26:38,410 --> 00:26:39,910 when because he hasn't told me. 506 00:26:40,210 --> 00:26:45,450 I'm just like... Obviously, I know Jax has been talking to you about wanting to 507 00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:49,490 invite you to the birthday, but he hasn't really been as honest with 508 00:26:49,490 --> 00:26:54,090 about it. So when we've been around... I've been friends with Jax longer than 509 00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:56,330 anyone other than Sandoval. 510 00:26:56,530 --> 00:27:00,870 But it's Ariana in his ear that makes it worse. According to her, you want her 511 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:01,870 to die. 512 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,300 I know, I get it. It was crazy. 513 00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:07,340 But the way they're acting is as if, like, you, like, killed their dog. 514 00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:12,260 And then, like, took a s*** on it and then put it in the mail and sent it. 515 00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:14,960 I mean, just some of the same stuff. I'm like, stop victimizing yourself. 516 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,420 And if someone apologizes, just be like, okay, cool. 517 00:27:17,740 --> 00:27:20,300 She has specifically said, well, you guys are going to be friends with 518 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:21,600 again, then you're not my friend. She said it that night. 519 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,400 Like, she said it multiple times, and I'm sorry. No one tells me who I can and 520 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,339 can't be friends with. 521 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:29,240 Hannibal's never going to agree to wanting me to cut. He never did. 522 00:27:30,970 --> 00:27:34,330 He won't. Like, Jack literally said today, and he goes, I'm sorry that you 523 00:27:34,330 --> 00:27:36,270 are having to deliver this information to her. 524 00:27:37,430 --> 00:27:39,190 I have to give up on Hawaii. 525 00:27:40,890 --> 00:27:42,770 Aloha, Ariana, you won. 526 00:27:43,650 --> 00:27:46,390 I don't want to throw away my friendships with them, but when you're 527 00:27:46,390 --> 00:27:47,810 unreasonable, what am I supposed to do? 528 00:27:48,010 --> 00:27:51,510 Right. It's stressing me the f*** out. My PMS is, like, at an all -time high 529 00:27:51,510 --> 00:27:52,630 right now. Like, don't... 530 00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:53,880 You pissed me off this week. 531 00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:55,339 Don't do it. 532 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:58,220 Coming up. Make sure whatever you're going to say before you whip that ring 533 00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,280 make it really fast. 534 00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:00,500 Ring then? Mini speech? 535 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,360 Yeah. Well, I think mini speech then ring. Then she's going to know it's 536 00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:26,560 Hey, what's up, man? What's going on, big daddy? 537 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,920 I'm all hungover. 538 00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:29,860 Looking a little bedraggled, but I got you. 539 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,160 Really? Yeah. 540 00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:32,340 For real? Come take a look. 541 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,900 Dude. Look at this. Thank you, man. Watch how sexy this is. 542 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,500 Hey. It's a baby. 543 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,120 Will you continue being my friend? 544 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,120 I got to practice. 545 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,640 Man, we'll get to that. 546 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:45,480 I'm a little nervous. 547 00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:47,760 I got some fresh digs. I thought I'd run it by you. 548 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,440 Yeah? I want to be fresh tonight. I had a nice, healthy breakfast. I worked out. 549 00:28:51,580 --> 00:28:54,700 Now that it's like within a few hours, Hours of going down. 550 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,380 I'm a little worried about so many moving pieces. 551 00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,240 My advice to make it more of a surprise, make sure whatever you're going to say 552 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,400 before you whip that ring out, make it really fast. 553 00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:04,980 Ring then? Mini speech? 554 00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:07,660 Yeah. Well, I think mini speech then ring. 555 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,520 Then she's going to know it's coming, so you whip that ring out right away. 556 00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:12,020 Well, she's going to know it's coming when I get down on one knee. 557 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,600 Can I be standing behind Katie like a pageant mom? 558 00:29:16,060 --> 00:29:20,960 Coaching me in squats here? No, don't ruin it. This is by far the biggest step 559 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,540 and commitment that Schwartz has ever taken or had in his life. 560 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:28,180 I can't help but to feel a sense of pride in knowing that I have at least 561 00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:30,360 shape Schwartz a little bit. 562 00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:34,860 We're going to eat dinner. After they clear the entrees, that is the cue. What 563 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:37,900 if after the entrees start getting cleared, I make like a birthday speech? 564 00:29:38,260 --> 00:29:41,080 No, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that. No, that'll confuse me. 565 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,760 I'm not nervous, but... 566 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,359 You sure? 567 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,100 Yeah. Maybe I should have simplified it a little bit. 568 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,840 No, yeah, yeah, I'll be cool. 569 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:54,060 So I go down on one knee, and then hopefully she says yes. 570 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:56,100 It'll be so surprising. 571 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,740 I need to give her a second to acknowledge what's going on, and then 572 00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:01,300 like, bada -bing, bada -boom. 573 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:02,640 P .S. I love you. 574 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,940 Let's go to Hawaii and have lots of fiancé sex. 575 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,220 Amazing. 576 00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:08,920 Hawaii fiancé sex? It's got a great ring to it. 577 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:11,460 Dude, let me see what you got over there. All right, you want to see an 578 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:14,480 Yeah. This, I was going to do this with this. 579 00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:19,010 I don't want to look conspicuously overdressed. You don't think it's too 580 00:30:19,270 --> 00:30:23,610 I styled Schwartz on his very first night out in L .A. All he had was flip 581 00:30:23,610 --> 00:30:25,870 -flops and really torn jeans. 582 00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:28,750 Yeah, it's double -breasted. It's 100 % Topshop. 583 00:30:29,090 --> 00:30:32,410 Nothing's really changed, so of course he's coming over here for some style 584 00:30:32,410 --> 00:30:36,210 advice. Dude, Ty, just don't button it. I like it, dude. I think it's good. 585 00:30:36,370 --> 00:30:38,750 Yeah. Dude, I'm your ace. I'm ready to fucking roll. Yeah. 586 00:30:39,030 --> 00:30:42,890 Dude, we've been through a lot, man. Dude, that's real talk, man. Would you 587 00:30:42,890 --> 00:30:47,150 think that, like, answering a Craigslist ad. My oversized polo shirt. 588 00:30:47,670 --> 00:30:49,890 Remember I just went in circles when I first walked in here? 589 00:30:50,490 --> 00:30:51,750 I was so overwhelmed. 590 00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:54,450 I was fucking terrified. I didn't leave my room for three months. 591 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,810 I played online poker every single day. 592 00:30:57,070 --> 00:30:58,210 Our friendship started. 593 00:30:58,860 --> 00:31:00,120 From a Craigslist ad. 594 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,280 Schwartz was living in Florida and he had dreams of moving to Hollywood. 595 00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:06,820 I just had a real deadbeat roommate beforehand. 596 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,780 We had the same name, we were the same age, same initials. It just seemed like 597 00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:13,640 fate. It's crazy to see how far this friendship has come. 598 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:18,340 From Craigslist conversations to f***ing being by my side when I proposed to my 599 00:31:18,340 --> 00:31:21,980 girl. Holy s***, man. That's awesome, man. Dude, give me a hug. Alright. 600 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,260 Give me a hug, man. Alright. 601 00:31:24,010 --> 00:31:27,030 I love you, dude. Dude, just no crying before me tonight, okay? I'm not, I'm 602 00:31:27,030 --> 00:31:27,709 not, I'm not. 603 00:31:27,710 --> 00:31:28,710 You're going to look great tonight. 604 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:31,290 Iron that shirt, though. I'll send you a pic. I'm going to iron it. 605 00:31:31,670 --> 00:31:32,670 I'll iron the shirt. 606 00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:33,970 I love you. 607 00:31:34,210 --> 00:31:35,210 Love you, dude. 608 00:31:35,470 --> 00:31:36,369 See you at dinner. 609 00:31:36,370 --> 00:31:37,370 All right. 610 00:31:38,810 --> 00:31:39,810 What do you think, Charlotte? 611 00:31:40,110 --> 00:31:41,590 Yeah? I feel good about it, too. 612 00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:52,190 Oh, you're going to get the penne Sicilian pasta. It's like pasta. 613 00:31:52,550 --> 00:31:53,550 Honestly. 614 00:31:53,630 --> 00:31:55,510 I don't know how they make the sauce, it's unbelievable. 615 00:32:08,090 --> 00:32:09,090 What the fuck? 616 00:32:11,070 --> 00:32:14,430 Tuesday... Wednesday... 617 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,120 Thursday, Friday, Saturday. 618 00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:20,400 Are you not supposed to be on the floor? Yeah, I'm just checking the schedule 619 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,620 real quick. I want to see if I can get covered. 620 00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:24,800 Covered for what? Monday through Friday. 621 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,640 I heard everyone's going to Hawaii, so I wanted to join them and see if I can 622 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,439 get covered. 623 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,200 Listen, I don't think you need to worry about Hawaii. 624 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,780 Just saying. Why do you say that? 625 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,360 Have you actually been invited to Hawaii? 626 00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:38,460 Well, I'm assuming I am. Me and Tom are buddies. Everyone else is off. 627 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,500 You're not on the best of terms with Jack. Talk to Jack. 628 00:32:41,820 --> 00:32:44,100 I have spoken to Jack. What did Jack say? 629 00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:49,820 Why he doesn't want me to go I don't understand why you want to go in fact it 630 00:32:49,820 --> 00:32:53,760 was at this very spot Just a little while ago you guys wanted to kill each 631 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:54,740 you don't know me 632 00:32:54,740 --> 00:33:01,680 Lala the entire 633 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,840 week off so she's gonna be going faith has the entire week off She's gonna be 634 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,040 going which means max is gonna be going Those are my three closest friends right 635 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,760 now Jackson. I don't get along, but it's not like I can't stay out this away for 636 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,780 four days while I'm enjoying myself in Hawaii and I'm probably going to be 637 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:18,380 staring at Lala's tits the whole time so it's not going to really matter. 638 00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:21,560 I'm going to talk to him and I'm going to get it covered. That's the best I can 639 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:25,200 do right now. I'm not missing this shit. Can you go back on the floor? Stop 640 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,440 gawking at the bloody schedule. 641 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:29,860 Can I take a picture? Forget about the schedule. Take a picture of what? I'm 642 00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:32,200 going to take a picture of the schedule so I can make sure that I'm going to get 643 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:32,959 this covered. 644 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,860 You can get out of here. I'm telling you now. Go back. 645 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,160 All right. 646 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,760 Ridiculous. Coming up. I can't breathe. I can feel my heart rate just start 647 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,460 accelerating, and I'm like... 648 00:34:07,530 --> 00:34:08,529 Happy birthday. 649 00:34:08,670 --> 00:34:09,609 Hey. 650 00:34:09,610 --> 00:34:10,610 Hey, guys. 651 00:34:10,770 --> 00:34:11,770 Hey, look at you. 652 00:34:11,909 --> 00:34:12,909 Look at you, man. 653 00:34:13,570 --> 00:34:17,130 This whole birthday dinner and drinks is just the front for Schwartz's 654 00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:21,590 engagement. Happy birthday to Tom. Happy birthday, Tom. I'm so excited for 655 00:34:21,590 --> 00:34:22,590 Hawaii. Yeah. 656 00:34:22,790 --> 00:34:26,590 How do you get her dressed up out of the house in front of a bunch of people and 657 00:34:26,590 --> 00:34:27,590 have her distracted? 658 00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:32,550 I mean, my birthday is just, it just has to be it. It's the perfect opportunity. 659 00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:34,350 Eye contact, everyone. 660 00:34:34,730 --> 00:34:35,989 Good sex, eye contact. 661 00:34:36,690 --> 00:34:39,010 Me and Tom look at each other right when he says that. 662 00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:42,969 Are you guys ready to order? Yeah. All right. The other one I was looking at, 663 00:34:43,010 --> 00:34:44,810 but I think I'm going to go with the Mickey Cohen. 664 00:34:45,409 --> 00:34:48,889 Unless I want everything to go right tonight, I can't help but worry and 665 00:34:48,889 --> 00:34:52,270 acknowledge that there is a chance that some things might go wrong. 666 00:34:52,870 --> 00:34:55,550 I wanted to order crab cakes. Would you get brussels for that? 667 00:34:56,230 --> 00:34:59,670 Sandoval is the only other one at the table that knows what's going on. I 668 00:34:59,670 --> 00:35:04,150 tell anyone else because I didn't want them anticipating the moment, and I find 669 00:35:04,150 --> 00:35:05,870 myself anticipating the moment. 670 00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:09,220 My best friend tonight is definitely beer. I'll have another. 671 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:13,160 Hey, Brittany. Here's a formal welcome to L .A. Hey. 672 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,080 How many hours did that try? 673 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,700 It was like 32 hours without stopping, of course. I just can't believe you did 674 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:20,700 it by yourself. 675 00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:21,740 Yeah. 676 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,060 I obviously love you so much. 677 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:28,860 I didn't have room for anybody to come with me. I heard you showed up. There's 678 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:32,700 no room for even barely even you. You were like this in the studio. So where 679 00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:33,700 all that stuff going? 680 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,460 My studio is great for me. I refuse to pay a lot of money in rent. 681 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,440 So anticipation is like peaking. 682 00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:49,080 When you're a bachelor, that's one thing, but now you're a couple. Right, 683 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:53,800 I'm just like... Girl needs her closet baked. 684 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:55,640 Can we start with some oysters? 685 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,340 Save the oysters for Hawaii. 686 00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:01,380 Save my liver and my waistline for Hawaii. Yeah, we've got to take it easy 687 00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:02,400 week. Maybe not tonight. 688 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,760 We have a lot to do next week. And then I went and cleaned out H andM and Zara. 689 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,720 It's like they're set from Hawaii. Everything in there is like flowered 690 00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:13,160 you know, like Hawaiian shirts. So you feel like a dad, right? 691 00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:16,560 Yeah. Oh, my God. He smells like a tourist. I am. Brittany, are you 692 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,560 domesticating it? 693 00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:18,618 I guess. 694 00:36:18,620 --> 00:36:22,120 You've got to teach Brit the L .A. way, man. You've got to, I mean. 695 00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:24,440 You wait as long as you can to get married. 696 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:25,800 You got to be more selfish. 697 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,860 I have Katie exactly where I want her. I mean, she is more or less giving up 698 00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:32,180 hope that we're ever going to get engaged. 699 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,740 Weren't you supposed to be married by now? 700 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,100 Like I recall last year. All right, next subject. 701 00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:38,580 Is that a crab cake? 702 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,400 Yeah. You should get a crab cake too, babe. 703 00:36:40,780 --> 00:36:41,780 Oh, dear. 704 00:36:41,860 --> 00:36:44,860 This is the price to get an lobster roll. Pretty much anything. 705 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:51,780 What about the hotel? Is it like on a beach? Yes. 706 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:59,020 I got the ring, came up with the idea, orchestrated it. But the cue is when 707 00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:00,860 clear the entrees. That'll be so fun. 708 00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:02,760 I want to see Jack try and ride a horse. 709 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:08,060 Can we please ride horses? 710 00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:15,320 I can feel my heart rate just start accelerating. 711 00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:18,880 I can't breathe. I think it's the best. 712 00:37:24,010 --> 00:37:27,290 Abercrombie all over again. Bunch of dudes playing football in the water 713 00:37:27,470 --> 00:37:28,890 Call each other Chad and Zach. 714 00:37:29,150 --> 00:37:33,490 I know you wouldn't normally be standing on a hood of a junkyard car like stark 715 00:37:33,490 --> 00:37:35,590 naked. There's no way that makes sense in this picture. 716 00:37:36,110 --> 00:37:39,470 I guess because it's black and white. No, but your hair's parted. 717 00:37:39,730 --> 00:37:40,770 That makes sense. 718 00:37:41,970 --> 00:37:45,670 It's funny because it's something I'm so well prepared for yet. 719 00:37:47,030 --> 00:37:49,230 That moment before, it's just terrifying. 720 00:37:51,730 --> 00:37:53,860 Another. French fries? Yeah, you got it. 721 00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:59,220 Their oatmeal, blueberries, and butterscotch. They're the best thing 722 00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:03,740 had in my mouth ever. No offense, Schwartz. They're the best thing. They 723 00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:04,920 better than Schwartz. Ever. 724 00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:09,500 So, you know, yep. 725 00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:12,240 Are you f***ing with me right now? 726 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,680 What? What are you wearing? 727 00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:16,040 Shut the f*** up. Is he reposing or what? 728 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:21,360 I see this guy down on one knee, and I see the look on his girlfriend's face. 729 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,720 Oh, my God. 730 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:30,000 Of course, Tom has to draw 731 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,920 attention to it. I'm trying to not, like, feel awkward or sad about it. 732 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:37,700 You know what, actually? 733 00:38:38,260 --> 00:38:39,940 Actually, you guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. 734 00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:42,300 Can I take over? 735 00:38:43,380 --> 00:38:44,800 Sorry. I'll take it from here. 736 00:38:50,359 --> 00:38:51,359 Katie Maloney. 737 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:53,839 No, you're not. 738 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,400 You're the love of my life. No, you're not. 739 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,100 Oh, my God. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 740 00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:26,580 Lady, you never said yes. 741 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:43,480 Katie Maloney, you're the love of my life. I want to spend the rest of my 742 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:44,480 with you. 743 00:39:45,940 --> 00:39:46,940 Lady, 744 00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:48,660 you never said yes. 745 00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:56,980 Yes, of course. 746 00:40:00,580 --> 00:40:03,800 And I'm just like, oh, my God. 747 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,940 It's about time. 748 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:11,780 I had no idea. 749 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,560 Wow. 750 00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:38,260 It turns out he was period. 751 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:39,680 I'm engaged. 752 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,020 You're such a bitch to me today. 753 00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:50,160 My allergies. 754 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,480 Definitely not crying. 755 00:41:00,339 --> 00:41:03,580 Congratulations. I'm very proud of him. I mean, he's stepping up to the plate. 756 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,840 Another one bites the dust. 757 00:41:05,180 --> 00:41:08,860 Bobby, I did a modeling job with her last week. He's been talking about it 758 00:41:08,860 --> 00:41:09,860 the day I met him. 759 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:14,560 Oscar, thank you so much. I really appreciate it. How fast was your heart 760 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,560 beating? Oh, my God. 761 00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:22,160 It feels better than what I imagined it would feel like. All the time, I thought 762 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,440 he never listened to me, and he listened. 763 00:41:24,110 --> 00:41:25,230 Mom. What? 764 00:41:26,410 --> 00:41:28,450 I woke you up because I have good news. 765 00:41:29,210 --> 00:41:30,210 I'm engaged. 766 00:41:31,210 --> 00:41:35,210 He doesn't believe it. 767 00:41:36,050 --> 00:41:40,870 I'm thinking to myself, why didn't I just do this sooner? Because it feels 768 00:41:40,870 --> 00:41:42,110 great. Perfect. 769 00:41:42,510 --> 00:41:43,550 So cute. 770 00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:47,310 It's going on Instagram. It's official. 771 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,040 Special, special thanks to Tom for letting me steal some of his birthday 772 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,780 thunder. I'm so proud of Schwartz right now. I love you, dude. I love you, man. 773 00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:59,500 It was so awesome, man. It couldn't have gone any better. 774 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:01,960 Congratulations. It was a four -year engagement. 775 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:05,379 It's not funny. 776 00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:06,380 It's not funny. 777 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,720 There's a lot of things that could have been wrong, but they didn't. 778 00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:11,000 And it was the fairytale ending. 779 00:42:11,860 --> 00:42:14,520 Look at that. Look at that. I got a peppermint stuff. 780 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:15,840 You do. You have that. 781 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:22,280 You're very good to be on day off the on say now Next 782 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:40,340 time 783 00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:44,240 on Valentine rules, I gotta let some people know who's coming to Hawaii who's 784 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:47,580 not coming to Hawaii It's my birthday. Yeah, yeah, what I say goes. 785 00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:50,900 I love to flirt with Jack, but I don't know how to stop. 786 00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:53,980 I just heard you guys were, like, whispering in each other's ears. I'm 787 00:42:53,980 --> 00:42:55,020 have to talk to her about it. 788 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,020 Your presence does make me feel uncomfortable. 789 00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:00,400 Your own family has noticed a change in your personality. 790 00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:02,580 You guys aren't true friends? Okay, that's good. 791 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,280 Don't listen. 792 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,180 I'm just excited to go back to Hawaii. 793 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,380 I can't believe I'm about to get on a plane with these. 794 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,080 For more Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.